God loves America so much, for our birthday He gave us a Friday right in
the middle of the week!!! The Business is planning to truly celebrate
our Constitutional right to fuck off from work until the Communists
bring us another Monday. We are gonna let the eagle soar like
she’s never soared before with some very special guests and few very
noisy, dangerous firecrackers obtained at a roadside shack from a man
with a balding mullet carefully arranged in tiny braids. AMERICA.Our guest Mike Drucker could easily portray someone defending our nation on TV. In some fatigues, he would really bring the role of Exploding Soldier #3 to life. He lets SNL, The Onion and IGN use his scraps, but he saves his A game for The Business.
Lyall Behrens brings to this Independence Day the bold prowess of Will Smith AND the Jeff Goldblum brains. He’s the co-producer of the most excellent SF Comedy Cellar showcases here in San Francisco, CA, 94102, AMERICA.
Eric Cash is a stand up comic, writer, artist, animator, revolutionary, and mah jong champion (which, in honor of the holiday, we will call Freedom Jong). He has performed everything everywhere. We are more than happy to give our nation 246 birthday spankings with him.
Give us $5 American Dollars, and we will give you a show. BYOBurrito and Mexican Coke (even on the 4th, it’s way better than the crap we make here).
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